Food 09.23.2007
Barbecue beans
I made these beans for a picnic and got raves all out of proportion, I thought, to the difficulty of making them or the cleverness of the recipe. They’re your basic beans intended to be served with barbecue and the receipe would be a good submission to a church fundraiser cookbook since they use a bunch of stuff out of bottles, but nobody has asked me to contribute to a church fundraiser cookbook. So here it goes.
Serves 8–16 depending on how many side dishes you’ve got at your picnic.
- 2 cups dried great northern beans
- 1/2 lb. thick-cut bacon, chopped
- 1 medium onion, chopped small
- 1 clove garlic, minced
- 1 12-ounce bottle dark beer
- 2 cups water
- 1/3 cup catsup
- 2 tablespoons whole-grain mustard
- 1/4 cup brown sugar
- 2 tablespoons molasses
- dash Tabasco sauce
- dash worcestershire sauce
- 2 teaspoons salt, or to taste
- Soak the beans in 8 cups cool water for 4 hours or overnight.
- In a large pot, cook the bacon slowly over medium-low heat, stirring occasionally, until not-quite crisp. Drain all but 3 tablespoons of the fat from the pan. Add the onion and cook, stirring occasionally, until soft. Add the garlic and cook another minute.
- Add the beans and all remaining ingredients except the salt. Bring to a boil, cover, reduce heat, and simmer for 3 hours or until the beans are tender. (Obviously you can do this in a crock pot, if you’re a crock pot kind o’ guy. Or gal.)
- Add the salt and simmer another hour. Add more salt or brown sugar to taste, if desired.

